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Kisah Benar

Kisah ini benar-benar terjadi padaku sewaktu aku kanak-kanak dahulu.
Ayah aku suka memberi amaran padaku dengan menjeling garang jika aku membuat sesuatu yang tidak disukainya. Contohnya, jika ke kedai, kalau aku mengambil gula-gula, dia akan menjeling padaku bermakna aku disuruh letakkan semula gula-gula itu ke tempatnya semula.

Suatu hari, aku mengikut ayah ke surau untuk solat maghrib.Ketika sedang rukuk, aku melihat kain pelikat tok imam tersepit di celah punggungnya.
Aku yang 'konon'nya ingin membantu, terus menarik kain yang tersepit itu.
Ayahku yang sedang solat terus memberi jelingannya padaku. Aku pun faham maksudnya itu, lalu terus memasukkan semula kain pelikat tok imam itu semula ke celah punggung tok imam tadi. Apalagi,melatah lah tok imam tadi.
Habis satu jemaah batal solat mereka kerana turut terkejut dengan latahan tok imam tadi. Ayahku yang bermuka merah padam menahan malu dan marah mengheret aku balik ke rumah. Malam tu, berbirat punggung aku dirotannya.


Moral : Jangan memandai nak masukkan kain ke celah punggung tok imamam.

Ghost!

A professor at Arkansas University was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to
a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to mak e his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room,
the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said Goats.'

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